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One good thing that weird obsessive life ruiners brought to my attention is that one of the plates that I made fun of is for an organization that works with people who battle depression and mental illness.

Anyone who knows me at all knows that I am constantly spouting off about how mental illness needs to be a focus in our society, so this truly is a cause that I believe in.

If you know anyone who is struggling, or if you are struggling yourself, this website is a great resource.  Please check it out if you have a chance.  While I certainly don’t think the people with the VHS DVD or FLOPPER plates have deeper messages, every once in awhile a plate has something interesting to say, so support Jimm and his cause, and support other causes like it.  Help bring mental illness to the forefront of society's conversation.

Thanks Jimm, I officially retract my declaration that your car makes you look stupid.

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This idiot (meaning me) used to have a comment option

I haven’t been able to post for awhile because I have been working 70 hour work weeks, but I recently received a barrage of hateful comments, including one that stated that a post was funny because I was the one getting raped in the back of a van.

That same person decided to take the time to google people and send them the posts, knowing full well it would upset them.  That is his right.  I am not angry about it, he has the right to an opinion about my opinions. 

My opinion is that I hate personalized license plates and that I will laugh at them.  My opinion is that the 100 people or so who read my blog will understand that it is all in good fun.

I try, sometimes unsuccessfully to not make things personal, but of course, if it was your car, I completely understand hurt feelings and being upset  by my posts.  For that, I am sorry.

Specifically to Jimm, I apologize if I hurt your feelings or your organization.  I certainly did not mean to, nor did I know that it WAS an organization.  If you like I will happily take down the post.  This is true to ANY people who find their car on my page and have their feelings hurt. 

So, to people like Anatoli, if you want to spend all of your time drawing people’s attention to something that you know will hurt their feelings to teach me a lesson, go ahead.  I personally think that it’s a waste of your time and why in the world would you try to ruin someone else’s day for something that I do to entertain myself and my friends. 

We all have stupid things about us, Anatoli is a troll.  That’s pretty stupid.  I point out license plates and occasionally upset people, that’s pretty stupid as well.  The blog is meant to be playful, “stupid” is my opinion.  You don’t have to appreciate my opinion, as I obviously don’t appreciate the owners’ of these cars opinion.  That’s the beauty of opinions.

This is the internet, and luckily that means, I can avoid trolls by simply disabling comments.

Knock it off, your comments make you look stupid.

PWRFL

The stupid is powerful with this one.

Knock it off, your car makes you look stupid.

[hand]MECOFE

NO!

You are a douche.

Seriously.  A DOUCHE!

You found a way to put a stupid handprint on your stupid license plate.  You obviously think this is clever.  It is not clever.

1) Coffee is spelled wrong

2) no one, and I mean NO ONE driving along the road is going to heed your request and if they did, I imagine you would be very upset.

Don’t ask for things you don’t want.

I hope someone throws their coffee all over your car.  Just following directions, brah.

Knock it off, your car makes you look stupid.

What kind of car did you say that was?

Narcissism is not only for the Californians, it spreads all across this great country of ours, I think California just has more of it.  California, and Southern California especially, attracts douchebags and has a culture of narcissism, I am sorry, it’s just a fact.  How many failed actor/musicians working jobs they deem “beneath them” because they deserve to be a star and are waiting for their big break are in Mississippi?  Yeah.  None.

That’s just the way it is Cali.  The same way that Portland attracts weirdoes, and Alaska attracts fishermen, and Florida attracts criminals.  Every place has its thing.  California attracts people who think they are better than wherever they came from.

Not EVERY Californian is a narcissistic a-hole.  Of course not.  But I think we can determine by sheer vanity plate abundance alone that it is a higher percentage than any other location.

All that said, I’ve gotten some pretty sweet plates sent to me from all my friends in Washington, and a few great ones from friends in Texas and Indiana as well.  While the abundance is not there, what they make up for in quantity is quality.  Or…maybe not.  I don’t know.  Either way, keep them coming guys!

This post is dedicated to all those assholes out there who want us to know exactly what kind of car they are driving, and/or to whom it belongs.

MOZRIDE

He’s the illest.

FAMUSXD

This XD is famous.  Ask anyone.

MY JUKE

This Juke is his.

XREDRVR

This is a red Rover.  Red Rover, Red Rover send stupid right over.

R[heart]OLEAF

This Leaf is theirs.  It’s their Love O’ LEAF.  Dumb.

CKS A7

Hey, CK, is that your A7?

SFOURME

It’s a S4.  It’s for him.

This is just a few… hey everyone, guess what, I can read.  And anyone who can read your plate, can also read what kind of car it is attached to.  Not only that, but we assume it belongs to you as well.

Idiots.

Knock it off, your cars make you look stupid.

VHS DVD

Hey guys!  You need any DVDs?  What about VHS tapes?  Come into my sweet van and take your pick!

Let’s buy some out of date media from the cool guy in this van with the blacked out windows, one of which has been replaced with duct tape because it has clearly been kicked out from a previous rape gone bad.

Seems legit.

Knock it off, your car makes you look stupid…

…and sketchy as hell.

U is Stupid

Misspellings on license plates are a given, I mean, there's no way you can fit a 3-5 word phrase in 7 letters without a misspelling or 5.  That said, if you are choosing to put a single word on your car, SPELL THE DAMN THING CORRECTLY!

I mean, seriously.

How stupid does this TUMATO look?

Or how about this guy from TEXUS (sent to me by our Coachella roommates, thanks Cassy and Khaled!)? I realize it is difficult to read, but it definitely says TEXUS

It's worse, in my opinion to misspell a word, than to abbreviate one.  Ok, so you think you are clever little red Honda, well, you aren't.  Someone else, equally not as clever beat you to the punch and so instead of admitting defeat and coming up with something else, you decided to alternate the spelling.  Just as tomatoes are often argued over as to whether or not they are fruits or vegetables, you are being argued about in cars around this fine city as well.  But what we are debating is whether or not you are stupid because you purposefully misspelled tomato to be cute, or if you are just dumb enough to think that's how it's spelled.

Either way, your car makes you look stupid.

And as for Mr. Texus, well, he's equally stupid, but he's stupid in the way that Seahawks license plates are stupid, meaning, I hate them, but I admire the pride.

No one is proud to be a tomato.  Cause that's not a thing.

Knock it off guys, your cars make you look stupid.



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