BOXILLA

This.  

THIS is one of the very few vanity plates I can get behind.  Here are the reasons this is an acceptable plate:

1)      It is the appropriate amount of letters.

2)      It’s a pun based on the vehicle itself.

3)      It is self-deprecating, it makes fun of the weird ugly boxy nature of these Scions.

4)    For personal reasons I like the "illa", once I accidentally nicknamed myself CheyeZilla and I still to this day have a friend (yes, ONE friend, the only one who ever latched on to that ridiculous notion) who calls me Zilla. Since my own personal non-legitimate nicknames cannot count as a reason, I went ahead and crossed off the 4.

Yes.  It still looks stupid.  But stupid in a fun way, kind of like how laughing at a fart is stupid, but you can’t help it because farts are undeniably hilarious.

I mean, don’t get me wrong, this is definitely not as funny as a fart.  It’s not even as clever as a fart, but unlike a fart, I don’t have to cover my nose and run away from it.  So at least there’s that.

All that said, some uptight weirdos really don't think farts are all that funny.  Wouldn't it be better if you didn't drive around farting in everyone's face?

Knock it off, your car makes you look stupid.

*** Thank you Rachel for sending me this photo, keep them coming everyone.  Go on over to my Facebook page ‘Your Car Makes You Look Stupid’, like it, and share!  If  you keep reading, I’ll keep posting.