[heart]BNGMME

I drove up to Disneyland on Thursday after work.   I saw so many good (bad) plates, but due to such silly concerns such as my life, I could only get a couple good photos.  One of these photos is this atrocity.

I apologize for the quality, but it could not be helped if I wish to keep all my limbs.

Let me help you out, it says [heart]BNGMME

Heart = Love

Love Bein’ Me.

Yeah, I’d love being you.  I too wish that I could drive an old Taurus. 

This makes me mad on so many levels.

First and foremost, nobody cares.

No one on the road cares about you and whether or not you love being you.  You, in the late 90s Ford Taurus who does not wish they could be anyone else, because being right where you are now is just fine.  There is nothing to strive for, nothing to grow from, you are you and you love you and that is the end of it.

Then we have the matter of the letters that build this narcissistic assertion.  Why is there an extra M? You want to know why?  I’ll tell you why.

Because California is a big state and there is another douchebag out there with the first, second, and probably 5^th combination of letters she could come up with to get her message out there.  There has got to be a [heart]BEINME, a [heart]BNG ME, etc, etc, all just rolling around out there, manned by people so wrapped up in themselves that they want you to know about it.

I'm glad you love being you, because I can't stand you.

KNOCK IT OFF, your car makes you look stupid.

BONUS: ** Unfortunately no photo due to my desire to remain alive. **

Immediately after I took this photo I noticed a sperm colored Cadillac Escalade THREE car lengths up with a strangely similar message.  This one took a little longer to decipher.  At first I thought it was a name, but I figured out that –

[heart]BNSLLY

-- Was in fact, “Love Bein’ Silly”

NO!  STOP!  Just stop.

Please.

You knock it off too, your car makes you look stupid.