DH WIFE

My brother sent me this photo at 5:26 AM this morning (not entirely his fault, he is in Eastern Standard Time) with the accompanying text.

     "Driver: black woman, my guess is Daryl Hughley's Wife"

I racked my sleep addled brain for a few minutes trying to figure out who Daryl Hughley was and why I didn't know, until I just decided to go back to sleep and "deal with this later".

I woke up at a perfectly respectable time a couple hours later and looked again.

     Me: "Oh! Do you mean DL Hughley?"
     Warren: "Yes I do"
     Warren: "First name Daryl :)"

I giggled to myself, and thought he was an idiot.  But soon after I became obsessed and had to google what DL Hughley's real name was.  Can you guess?

That's right.  It's Darryl.

You could tell me that Warren knew this and that I was the idiot for laughing at him, but he most certainly did NOT know that.  I guarantee it, it's just a bizarre fun coincidence, I am sure that Warren could not pick DL Hughley out of a lineup of black comedians.

That is not racist by the way, he also could probably not pick Mike Birbiglia out of a lineup of white comedians either.  Which is also not racist.

Sidenote: Let's all stop saying that everything is racist.  Cause it's not.

ANYWAY, now that I had ruled out the possibilities of Mr. Hughley's wife driving this car, I started thinking about all of the possibilities that DH WIFE could be.

Of course, I SUPPOSE it could be her name.  BO-RING!

In olden days DH meant "dear husband".  It could also mean "departed husband".  It's most likely dear husband.  Meaning she apparently is the wife of a dear man.  One who doesn't mind that his wife has grammar problems.

What I think of, and the far more entertaining option is that is stands for "desperate house".  As in she is a Desperate House Wife".  Grammatically it's better, at the very least.

No matter what it stands for, no one knows what it means except for Mrs. Hughley.

Knock it off, your car makes you look stupid.